The Lilies
Announcing the Lilie awards for 2006:
For best original comment......Moses Heberlein!!!!
"What, you mean Jesus was Jewish?????"
For best adaptation of an obscure cultural reference......Nim Kessler!!!!!!!
Hillel: And, if you look here you can see the support columns that remain from King
Herod's Turkish bath.
Nim: Yes, it was here that Herod wrote his most popular country and western hit:
"Send me the pillars that you steam on."
Nim and Moses would like to thank the Academy and all of their fans.
For best original comment......Moses Heberlein!!!!
"What, you mean Jesus was Jewish?????"
For best adaptation of an obscure cultural reference......Nim Kessler!!!!!!!
Hillel: And, if you look here you can see the support columns that remain from King
Herod's Turkish bath.
Nim: Yes, it was here that Herod wrote his most popular country and western hit:
"Send me the pillars that you steam on."
Nim and Moses would like to thank the Academy and all of their fans.
posted by Booker | 9:12 AM
3 Comments:
I must once again apologize for misspelling Lily's name. Mea culpa, mea culpa.
Hey Book,
Pass the tabouleh.
Reb, don't be silly, I was talking about California, not Mississippi.
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