FDA Reports Spike in Calorie Consumption

Youngstown (AP) - In response to reporters' questioning as to the cause of the substantial increase in consumption of calories in Youngstown, Ohio for the month of May, the FDA stated that there is no cause for alarm. The Agency released the following statement: "Although there was a 16,000% increase for the month, our investigation has shown that this is entirely due to a spike in consumption on May 26, 2006. Further review showed that this spike coincided with the return of Mollie Kessler to her kitchen and that the total increase for the month can be attributed to that one day and also to only one street, Cranberry Run Drive, the site of her kitchen."