Oren's Debutante Debut

ALAS!!! I cannot make it to the event of the century. Suzanne's birthday was yesterday and we decided to wait until after Passover to have her party. I was informed last night that Saturday night is the best time for her family to make it. WHAT???? HOW CAN THIS BE???? Oh well, I am comforted by the knowledge that all those attending will be under the careful tutelage of the grasshopper himself. Send me reports and I'll let you know if Eli can manage the 40/40 challenge. Anyone got any extra duct tape?